WWW - World Wide Wait
PENTIUM - Produces Errorneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
PCMCIA - People Can´t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT - Most Inteligent Consumer Realize Our Software Only for Fools (and) Teenagers
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
DOS - Defective Operating System
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
BASIC - Bill´s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
APPLE - Arogance Produces Profit Losing Entity
SCSI - System Can’t See It
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed