Seven types of Woman orgasms:
Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes.
Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No.
Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No.
Traveler - Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Religious - Oh God, Oh God.
Greedy - Ahh, More, More, More.
Murderer - Ahh, if you take it out, I'll kill you.