Anglická konverzace

Takových stránek je spousta.
Hned první, co mi z google vypadla:
cleverbot.com

A tady mas odkazy na dalsi:
search

Výsledek konverzace s Alicí:

judge: hello Alice. How was your day?
ALICE: Hi there! I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
judge: I am not doing well
ALICE: Of course your are not.
judge: and you?
ALICE: Be more specific.
judge: I am more specific
ALICE: That sounds like pride.
judge: yes, of course
ALICE: Awesome.
judge: I know
ALICE: How, specifically, do you know?
judge: from the universe
ALICE: Who or what is the universe?
judge: this is a small cube inside your head
ALICE: That is just your personal opinion.
judge: don't you agree?
ALICE: I must admit, your argument is persuasive.

Okamžitě jsem si vzpomněl na tohle

Nevím, jestli boti jsou zrovna to pravé na trénování konverzace

Cleverbot je na tom ještě mnohem hůř. Navíc je vidět pouze posledních pár řádků:

CB: Are you a boy?
Yes.
CB: You told me that you were a girl.
I see you have very hard day.
CB: I see you have a dog.

Naprosto nesmyslené otázky uprostřed konverzace, nesmyslné odpovědi... Zlatá Alice

S brachou sme s nim kecali 2 hodiny a neni to nejhorší. Ale někdy je to divný ta jeho otázka úplně od věci. Dokonce mě přemlouval abych neodcházel.

JaberWacky vypadá docela dobře:

B: What are you doing?
I am talking with bot.
B: Cool. Do a lot of people talk to you?
No, you are just alone.
B: Okay. What do you look like?
I look like Jean Clode Van Damme.
B: Seriouly. Tell me how you look.
I look like a old frog.
B: No you don't!!
How do you know it? Do you see me?
B: I can't see you. You're a fake robot.
I think you are wrong. There is only one fake bot and you are the one.
B: Is she pretty and smart?
How do you know the one is she?
B: How do you know it's a light?
Cause I can see it in difference of you.
B: No you can't. Well, I wouldn't call myself a robot.
Who are you?
B: I'm myself.
Define yourself.
B: I will define yourself.
Define yourself now!
B: This isn't about me... It's about world domination! I think you're not so clever...
You are right. I am stupid frog.
B: I'm not scared... You can't do it.

Nebude lepší nějaký chat s normálními lidmi?

me se tedko povedlo anglicky konverzovat - zapomel jsem heslo k uctu PayPal anglicky moc neumim, ale kdyz musíte (pac nechat tam takovou castu by se mi nechtelo) clovek to nejak zvládne, ackoliv hlaskovani meho emailu byla fuška

Moje rada zní: Zapomen heslo k PapPalu a taky mi čeká podobný telefon k anglickému brokerovi :D