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Recently, I was searching the net for scientific progress in development of artificial intelligence. (I am a big fan of A.C.Clarke's HAL supercomputer introduced in 2001: A space Odyssey novel).

I found web pages about "Loebner Prize". Each year an annual prize of $2000 and a bronze medal is awarded to the most human-like computer.

loebner-prize.html

These pages led me to A.L.I.C.E - The Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d92 2d97e345aa1

Butter

She is good

Human: what did you eat today?
ALICE: Ah. ALICE eats electricity.

Do someone have other ideas about interesting questions for her?
I then tried:
Human: who are your friends?
ALICE: Hugh Loebner, Robby Garner, and Steven Spielberg.
Human: oh you have famous friends
ALICE: Yeah that's right. What makes you think I have it?
Human: Steven Spielberg is a famous movie author
ALICE: I think Steven Spielberg is more than that.
Human: why?
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it

She is good

aaaaa, I found a bug :

Human: oh i didn't know that
ALICE: Dude! So I have taught you something new, unknown person.
Human: My name is Milan, not unknown person
ALICE: How are you doing, Milan not unknown person.

Hallo world!

Hallo all the Universe. I am here in Czech Rep., member of EU. I live in Earth - it is the 3th planet. It is a good place to leave (my opininon only).

Paul

Ok. Aštar Šeran.

I had to thought Remca don't speak english. Really, he don't. Or no?

I think you don't speak English as well. Your English seems like a programming language.

Kdysi (to uz je cca dvacet let) me lektor ucil prisprostlou (velmi dlouhou) basnicku o dedkovi, ktereho babka poslala do mesta pro kachnu a dala mu na ni dvacet dolaru. Dedek, jdouci zpet kolem bordelu, smele smenil operence za styk. Pamatuju si z toho uz jen:

"Duck for fuck...
...or fuck for duck?

Twenty bucks for fuckin' duck!!!"

Když jsem dělal zkoušky na dálce, měli jsme ještě ruštinu. Dostal jsem otázku "Richtěr". Věděl jsem vo něm kulový, akorát, že na něco hrál. Tak jsem se nadechl a zvučným hlasem suverénně spustil:
-Richtěr igrál charašó na gusle...
-Jééžiššmarjá!!! Vylítla ruštinářka ke stropu a šla se opláchnout studenou vodou.
-Za prvé, Richtěr byl bólšij pianíst a housle ani neuměl držet v ruce, za druhé housle se řeknou rusky skrípky. A za třetí to si jdu zapsat, protože učím ruštinu už dvacet let a tohle jsem ještě neslyšela.

No jo, rustina... Klasiky typu "Vo vremja kanikul ja sprasil svaju sistru" ci "Dasvidanija - sabaka" pominu. Spoluzak meho kamose prohlasil pri zkousce, ze "ujéchal na kóle" na dotaz ucitelky, jestli to mysli vazne, vyprodukoval "áňo" .

Měls jí říct, že to byl bolšoj hakejíst (nebo jak se to píše). To by jí teprve vezli. něco jako Kozinova a Kosínova věta z jednoho filmu.

Pravda, hokej se taky hraje .

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I think you don't speak English as well. Your English seems like a programming language.
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Asi tak .

Wtf??

Anybody?

Best regards,
Paul

My english is very very poor, glossary is my best friend...

I have to use my English for almost 6 hours a day thus I am going to ignore this topic. Enjoy folks...