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Recently, I was searching the net for scientific progress in development of artificial intelligence. (I am a big fan of A.C.Clarke's HAL supercomputer introduced in 2001: A space Odyssey novel).

I found web pages about "Loebner Prize". Each year an annual prize of $2000 and a bronze medal is awarded to the most human-like computer.

loebner-prize.html

These pages led me to A.L.I.C.E - The Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d92 2d97e345aa1

Butter

She is good

Human: what did you eat today?
ALICE: Ah. ALICE eats electricity.

Do someone have other ideas about interesting questions for her?
I then tried:
Human: who are your friends?
ALICE: Hugh Loebner, Robby Garner, and Steven Spielberg.
Human: oh you have famous friends
ALICE: Yeah that's right. What makes you think I have it?
Human: Steven Spielberg is a famous movie author
ALICE: I think Steven Spielberg is more than that.
Human: why?
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it

She is good

aaaaa, I found a bug :

Human: oh i didn't know that
ALICE: Dude! So I have taught you something new, unknown person.
Human: My name is Milan, not unknown person
ALICE: How are you doing, Milan not unknown person.

Zcela náhodou jsem narazil na tohle:

Seděla na mezi - She was sitting on between
Necítím se dnes ve své kůži - I am not smelling myself in my leather today
Mistr světa v tancích na ledě - World champion in tanks on ice
Dršťková polévka - Das Gesicht Suppe
Fotbalový výkop - Footbal excavation
Na zdraví! - On the health!
Nemá to cenu - It doesn't have any price.
Basa tvrdí muziku - A prison makes music stronger.
Mám se velmi dobře - I've got myself very good.
Pustila jsem ho k vodě - I have released him to the water.
Pro mě - za mě - For me - behind me ...
Kdo do tebe kamenem, ty do něj chlebem - Who with a stone into you, you with bread into him.
Postavit vodu na čaj - To set a water on a tea.
Mít z pekla štěstí - To have a fortune from the hell.
Mohli byste prosim zavřít okno? - Would you mind pressing ALT+F4?

Last line is the best.

Ted jsem narazil na toto: watch proste nema chybu.

I'm going to install Videodownloader.

Anybody here can speak now?

Paul

I can, but just a little.

Hi,

how are you? I am tired now and want sleep

Paul

good night.

good hunt

fuck.html

(Normálně, když tuto větu někomu ukazuju, tak postupně zakrývám slova od konce)
Oh Johnny, do not touch me.
Oh Johnny, do not touch.
Oh Johnny, do not.
Oh Johnny, do!
Oh Johnny!!
Oh!!!

Hallo world!

I don't know. Halo world only.

Hallo all the Universe. I am here in Czech Rep., member of EU. I live in Earth - it is the 3th planet. It is a good place to leave (my opininon only).

Paul

Ok. Aštar Šeran.

I had to thought Remca don't speak english. Really, he don't. Or no?

I think you don't speak English as well. Your English seems like a programming language.

Kdysi (to uz je cca dvacet let) me lektor ucil prisprostlou (velmi dlouhou) basnicku o dedkovi, ktereho babka poslala do mesta pro kachnu a dala mu na ni dvacet dolaru. Dedek, jdouci zpet kolem bordelu, smele smenil operence za styk. Pamatuju si z toho uz jen:

"Duck for fuck...
...or fuck for duck?

Twenty bucks for fuckin' duck!!!"

Když jsem dělal zkoušky na dálce, měli jsme ještě ruštinu. Dostal jsem otázku "Richtěr". Věděl jsem vo něm kulový, akorát, že na něco hrál. Tak jsem se nadechl a zvučným hlasem suverénně spustil:
-Richtěr igrál charašó na gusle...
-Jééžiššmarjá!!! Vylítla ruštinářka ke stropu a šla se opláchnout studenou vodou.
-Za prvé, Richtěr byl bólšij pianíst a housle ani neuměl držet v ruce, za druhé housle se řeknou rusky skrípky. A za třetí to si jdu zapsat, protože učím ruštinu už dvacet let a tohle jsem ještě neslyšela.

No jo, rustina... Klasiky typu "Vo vremja kanikul ja sprasil svaju sistru" ci "Dasvidanija - sabaka" pominu. Spoluzak meho kamose prohlasil pri zkousce, ze "ujéchal na kóle" na dotaz ucitelky, jestli to mysli vazne, vyprodukoval "áňo" .

Měls jí říct, že to byl bolšoj hakejíst (nebo jak se to píše). To by jí teprve vezli. něco jako Kozinova a Kosínova věta z jednoho filmu.

Pravda, hokej se taky hraje .

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I think you don't speak English as well. Your English seems like a programming language.
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Asi tak .

Wtf??

We are the Borgs. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Do not use poor grammar. Try to follow these simple rules :
- Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.
- When you write sentences, shifting verb tense is bad.
- And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
- It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
- A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.
- Don't use no double negatives.
- One-word sentences? Eliminate.

Thank you. I can understand some of your rules not all. My knowleadge is on "practical" level, i am not on the "university" level with my english.

Feel free. I don't speak czech well too even it is my native language.
Regards,

Paul

Anybody?

Best regards,
Paul

My english is very very poor, glossary is my best friend...

I have to use my English for almost 6 hours a day thus I am going to ignore this topic. Enjoy folks...