An IPv6 packet walks into a bar. Nobody talks to him.

DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender says , “here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!”

An LSA Type 6 packet walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender ignores him.

An LSA Type 2 packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender say’s “here, but don’t leave the area with it.”

ICMP packet walks into a bar from warehouse and announces – “no more beer” –

Sometimes I feel like a multicast packet. Ask 10 differenet people how to get somewhere and get 10 different answers

An RTP packet walks into a bar through the wrong entrance. The barman says “You’re not getting any special treatment”

A multicast packet walks into a bar and leaves by four different exits at the same time –

“Knock Knock” “who’s there?” “Denial of Service Attack” “Den…?” “Sn(kRzIhAw]BoKaoOv0liZPhl~FaLoaSa*AgSeaLp|ExleT…”

A BGP Update walks into a CRS-1. He walks back out with a corrupt optional transitive attribute.

A DNS packet walks into a liquor store – where do I find beer “ABC”?. Clerk: aisle 4, top row on the right.


A tcp packet walks in to a bar and says “I want a beer”, barman says “you want a beer?” and tcp packet says “yes, a beer”

Dhcp pkt stands on a dark street and shouts “does anyone have a beer!?” A bartender of a nearby bar says “sure come on in, lets see the menu. You can have this beer. Patron says “can I have this beer?” Bartender “Aye. But I will need the glass back..er unless you still want it!